shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

shitshilarious:

this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.

(Source: zhukini)

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linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

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kayleestrider:

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

it’s 3am here aND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

kayleestrider:

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

it’s 3am here aND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

(Source: pleatedjeans)

321,490 notes

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

image

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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

395,720 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

if someone asks why they had to do a spiderman reboot just show them this gif
& the final nail in the coffin

officialfrenchtoast:

if someone asks why they had to do a spiderman reboot just show them this gif

& the final nail in the coffin

image

(Source: capndesdes)

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jackthevulture:

ififfy:

hope-whispers:

wdya:

avatar’s most powerful scenes → the blue spirit

"Do you think we could have been friends too?"

I still don’t understand how this show can have scenes as deep and layered as this, or have stuff like Zuko’s character arc and Sokka’s slow appreciation of how badass women can be, and then be all like “I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LOOORRRRD!”

good writing is how

Cuz thats how real life is, too :)

34,680 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Mother cat gives her kittens a fighting lesson. [x]

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